Look to the Future

Written by guest Final Diner: 

Gregory Kohn

Dear reader, this is Gregory from NPW.  I’ve been walking around in the new America, musing for the last few days.  After a while, I decided to write something about last week.  As you know, last week was an important week, one where we all bared witness to a black man, Barack Hussein Obama, as he was elected the next President of the United States.  I believe it is relatively transparent as to what I wish to write about in this piece, because I’m sure you and all Americans are thinking it, too.  Malia Obama is hot.  Now, I know she still happens to linger in that not-just-yet-ripe-age-of-10 area, but let me tell you, she’s already a looker and it’s only going to get better.  It’s amazing to me that if Mr. Obama is reelected in 2012, then we will all gain the pleasure of watching young Malia as she partakes on her own personal journey through her most formative years. It is then, that we will all truly bare witness.  Just think, when her father finally does turn the oval office over to the next President, she’ll be all of 18, ripe for the picking.  One can only imagine, and dare I say, hope to be alive when this fawn does become a doe.  I, for one, am a man who is audacious enough to hope for the things in this world that he wants, and I, dear reader, want Malia Obama. 

Thank you, and have a wonderful 8 years.  I know I will.

Douglas Goodhart

A graduate of Boston Conservatory and an aspiring actor, Doug lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  He is convinced that David Cross would like him if they ever ran into each other.  I just think David Cross is an asshole and would break Douglas’ good hart (I know you like that).  Doug has made some videos. Check out his Youtube site and a couple I posted below.